Dear Freya, I can’t tell if you’re tryin to holla barf at me, or laser fart at me. Please decide.
September 7, 2014 at 9:00 pm
September 7, 2014 at 9:10 pm
Don’t make me have to hunt you down.
September 7, 2014 at 9:42 pm
I want to wear your armor…
September 7, 2014 at 10:18 pm
I wish we’d just go back to having that guy say “Penis”…
September 8, 2014 at 1:54 am
I… yeah, actually. I agree with this guy lol
September 7, 2014 at 9:04 pm
OH YEAH, SPIDER VOMIT PARTIES.
Seath knows how to party.
September 7, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Let’s see how Mld-mannered Pat will thwart the efforts of the honorable woolsworth this time.
September 8, 2014 at 12:43 am
Mild Mannered pat is going be the end of the series for Woolie.
September 8, 2014 at 4:22 am
no he going to make it better with spider vomit parties and ambigously intelligent two headed spider (((( babes!?!?!? i guess shes female))))))
November 13, 2014 at 12:07 am
Obviously it’s Woolsworth the Wanderer. Nothing honorable about a pie thief.
September 7, 2014 at 9:29 pm
happy laughing Woolie is one of the best Woolies
September 7, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Gohma already had adds though…
September 7, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Wow, suddenly the video is an image slideshow.
What is happening?
September 7, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Godzilla’s atomic breath!
September 7, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Looks more like a jet of spider silk than a laser, not THAT out of place, and you know, magic glow.
September 8, 2014 at 12:24 am
There’s no way it’s a jet of spider silk, it gives off light. Since when do spiders shot web out or their mouths?
September 8, 2014 at 3:45 am
Since this one is a Pushmepullyou it’s mouth IS it’s butt.
and it’s probably magic, magic always glows.
I loved the ending for this episode.
September 7, 2014 at 10:13 pm
Oh boy, more RE4!
September 8, 2014 at 3:54 am
UAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
September 7, 2014 at 10:30 pm
dope. is bad for you. good video.
September 7, 2014 at 10:36 pm
Freja’s soul ray is reminiscent of Seath’s ray is DS1, and it’s very heavily implied that Freja was created via a bond between the soul of the duke, and the soul of the Paledrake. This also explains her having a head for an ass, and an ass for a head.
September 7, 2014 at 10:57 pm
woolie failed at the end aha
September 8, 2014 at 12:38 am
Did Pat finish his story about Freja’s two heads? I’m kind of tired and I can’t remember.
Anyway, according to VaatiVidya, if you use the pyromancy “Warmth” to heal Freja after removing one of her heads, and then beat on the other head, it’ll fall off, and the boss will continue to live with no heads and no place to attack it, meaning that you can’t win.
UNLESS you…something something…err…
Vaati says in his video that you can still kill it even when it’s headless, but it’s been a while and I’m tired and the sun is in my eyes. I think you use bleed damage or something. Anyway, it’s interesting.
September 8, 2014 at 1:00 am
“No, I’m not like you”… that cracked me up for some reason, and Pat’s “You think you’re better than me?” was the icing on the cake. I love the commentary in this playthrough, i’ll miss it a lot when it is done.
September 8, 2014 at 1:50 am
Jesus finally caught up to u guys . Saw part 5 when it came out like 2 months ago and the past couple of days I just binge on Woolworth and cranky kong pat Krazy adventure and caught up!!! Woolie just DROP the shield and two hand the fuckin world 🙂
September 8, 2014 at 3:32 am
Did they just reference Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff? But on the podcast Pat said he still doesn’t know what Homestuck is. Is SBHJ like individually famous or am i missing something?
September 12, 2014 at 10:37 pm
the thing that most people don’t realize is that SBaHJ is a universal constant 8^y
September 8, 2014 at 4:51 am
Freya killed a dragon that was the reincarnation of Seath and Seath invented sorcery so why wouldn’t Freya have a magic laser beam.
September 8, 2014 at 6:40 am
>Not using ENB
> Not using Sweet FX as well
>Not wearing Havels set
September 8, 2014 at 6:52 am
>Calling it DS2 when its DKS2
September 8, 2014 at 6:53 am
>at one point pat said DKS2 was a great PS2 game
September 8, 2014 at 6:57 am
>Probably hasn’t seen hellkite drakes videos
September 8, 2014 at 8:24 am
Didn’t the giant spider demon boss in Demon’s Souls shoot a laser as well?
September 8, 2014 at 9:24 am
It breathed fire that covered most of the zone
September 8, 2014 at 9:55 am
Like that guy said, it was fire. Which thematically meshed with the level and you also fight Armored Spider in a tunnel where you start at one end and it at the other so just by that set up you kinda expect a long ranged attack.
HOLY SHIT THAT FIGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER IF WOOLIE HAD 2 HANDED THE GREATSWORD!
September 8, 2014 at 9:28 am
Also, Pat, that is very likely Seath or that Seath is still hanging around. Tark even, pretty much, confirms this when you go back to him after killing the Duke (and you get some pretty good stuff).
September 8, 2014 at 9:57 am
One other thing that’s pretty good about the fight is the music. It’s one of the more different tracks in the game and fits with the theme of fighting a giant fucking spider.
September 8, 2014 at 11:56 am
You can hit the npc’s a few times in souls 2 without them aggroing to avoid game-breaking accidental hits.
September 8, 2014 at 6:34 pm
I found that out when i dropped my controller drinkin a beer and accidentally decked Cale. Scared the shit out of me
September 8, 2014 at 11:57 am
Pat, ” I told you about the stairs, Bro” is a Homestuck Reference. A while ago, You said you just couldn’t get into Homestuck because it seemed confusing. I meant to give you this link about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLK7RI_HW-E It’s from PBS Idea Channel, and it explores why Homestuck is liked. The post posits that Homestuck is like Ulysses, and Fan’s love for it is based on effort Justification. I hope you consider this interesting.
September 8, 2014 at 1:40 pm
Please just 2-hand the greatsword if you need vertical strikes.
September 8, 2014 at 2:01 pm
Whenever they make reference to pressure, my mind goes to a different reference, the Ragnarok Online ‘Dreamer’s Dream’ Coal Mines song… ‘Find a way to beat… the pressure!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Mwrln3LYs
September 8, 2014 at 7:44 pm
I dislike the adds in this fight, but it’s definitely not the worst. Also, really good name and despite being almost a carbon copy of the Armored Spider from Demon’s Souls, I like the idea behind it; that this “thing” got so powerful it started to munch on fucking DRAGONS. It’s like your friend telling you he feeds his pet snake live mice and you think “holy shit, that’s metal” except 1,000x more.
September 9, 2014 at 5:26 am
Warning people about stairs….
Falling down the stairs….
Are Pat and Woolie Homestuck trash?!
September 9, 2014 at 11:40 am
Time for Woolie to go hollow in the Gutter
September 9, 2014 at 6:42 pm
I started playing Dark Souls 2 thanks to you guys. I started as a warrior and worked my way up to a little over you guys’ progress. Good luck in The Gutters! :3 (Or not I’m not sure if I did the game right)
September 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm
More Dork Souls.
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