Not even a thank you for saving your buddy from cursed pertrification/pertrified cursing? Jerks.
September 4, 2014 at 9:01 pm
September 4, 2014 at 9:05 pm
I don’t understand you.
September 4, 2014 at 9:28 pm
I am now coming for you
November 12, 2014 at 11:12 pm
September 5, 2014 at 8:39 pm
I will consume you
September 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm
Finally MORE DOOK SOOS
September 4, 2014 at 9:31 pm
The Darkest of Souls!
September 4, 2014 at 9:47 pm
is it me or did it look like the basilisks were humping each other about 15mins in?
September 5, 2014 at 12:29 am
there never not.
September 4, 2014 at 9:48 pm
No branches of yore near you? How about the one DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOU at the start of the conversation! Right beyond the petrified guy.
September 4, 2014 at 9:50 pm
You guys gotta fight Darklurker!
September 4, 2014 at 9:55 pm
No pat, this is way worse than last of us. Wools is playing like matt pre crisis.
Isn’t Seath himself mutated by his experiments? Pat says he isn’t, but in Dark Souls 1 Seath has tentacles instead of feet, while all other dragons have feet (or paws I guess). Then again, he already looks like that in the intro.
September 5, 2014 at 12:42 am
Pretty sure Seath mutated or something, causing his tentacle-things.
September 4, 2014 at 9:59 pm
get bodied Woolie, tho good try on the recovery of the tiny room
September 4, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Good job, Mild-mannered Pat.
September 4, 2014 at 10:13 pm
CHRIST AND FUCK PAT IT’S FINE TO SELL ALMOST EVERYTHING.
MOST SHIT IN THIS GAME THAT DROPS IS USELESS.
OR NOT SOMETHING YOU’LL EVER NEED EVER.
WHY WOULD YOU SAVE TURDS YOU PICK UP.
I’M HUNTING YOU NOW.
September 5, 2014 at 12:41 am
Yeah, Pat’s just fucking crazy to say that selling stuff to Gavlan is , considering I’ve made probably around 100k (maybe more, I don’t keep track) from it. I’m not one of those people who keeps like 10 Longswords so I can have one of every damage type. And I occasionally farm for souls (mostly Alonne Knights), pop on Covetous Gold +2, and get a shit-ton of gear I already have.
September 4, 2014 at 10:19 pm
You don’t need a fragrant branch of yore to get the black nights spear. You can jump down below from where the bonfire is and homeward back. Or kill yourself. Killing yourself is always an option too.
September 4, 2014 at 10:41 pm
You can also just make a super easy jump to get back.
September 4, 2014 at 10:50 pm
Pat needs to let Woolie play more aggressive! There is too much fear of death!
September 4, 2014 at 11:02 pm
September 4, 2014 at 11:10 pm
Oh Pat stop being so smarmy you’ve made so many mistakes and stupid comments. Don’t sell anything ever and do Doors after Grave pfft what a scrub.
September 4, 2014 at 11:43 pm
I always thought Tark was talking about the duke in Dark Souls 2. The one who has a history of bug-themed mutations, and not the crystal dragon with only one insectile creation. But I personally hate all the crossover between Dark Souls 1 and 2, so maybe I’m biased.
September 4, 2014 at 11:46 pm
I wish coaching would switch between Pat and Liam every session. That way we could have Waifu Wars: Mild-mannered Pat vs. Gun Jumper Liam.
September 4, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Put on that lion cape.
September 5, 2014 at 12:19 am
Also Pat, literally any pig can eat the mushrooms, and if you can aim well the pickaxe is pretty good, although not really worth using.
September 5, 2014 at 12:32 am
Time to go back into the Woolie hole.
September 5, 2014 at 12:33 am
Woolie needs to be more aggressive, since he has a great sword…
September 5, 2014 at 12:43 am
I hope that after they’re done, Pat and Liam do a Dark Souls 1 LP with Pat controlling and Liam just trolling. 😛
September 5, 2014 at 12:46 am
I think pat nailed Dark Souls 2’s story with that statement.
September 5, 2014 at 12:55 am
You’re damn right Tarkus is a hero!
TARKUS! TARKUS! TARKUS!
Also, that thing with the piglet is apparently proven false, in that you can use any of the pigs that spawn at the Royal Army Campsite.
And those piles of burning bodies could be that the people of Tseldora either:
-contracted the Curse (collectively), and Vendrick sent his army to stop them from advancing any farther (the first bonfire is called “Royal Army Campsite”. What would Vendrick’s army be doing there? Possibly to just protect and oversee the area, but maybe…)
-contracted the Curse (selectively), and the piles are those who had the Curse before the current batch (less constructed than my first point, but worth a mention)
September 5, 2014 at 2:06 am
Goddamn Patt , you were a annoying little cunt this ep.
September 5, 2014 at 2:35 am
Woolie is honestly a saint to keep his calm like this.
September 5, 2014 at 2:40 am
Damn, Pat is just turning into a huge cunt now that Woolie is thinking for himself.
September 5, 2014 at 2:47 am
That little OCD freakout when Woolie wouldn’t pick up the item was amazing.
September 5, 2014 at 3:23 am
Loving this let’s play, keep it up guys
September 5, 2014 at 4:09 am
Pat clearly had a lot of sand in his vagina this ep. Also start selling shit, you dont need a collect of 15 swords you will never use.
September 5, 2014 at 4:38 am
wow even at the highest setting the quality still looks like a Potato
September 5, 2014 at 4:56 am
“Woolie, you’re so stupid for doing this optional area before this other optional area you didn’t even know existed”
Fuck off Pat.
September 5, 2014 at 10:04 am
“You can polish him off” – Pat 2014
September 5, 2014 at 11:13 am
“I wonder if Manscorpion Tark is related to Tarkus?”
The answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT’S SO NOOOOOOOOOOO
Tark is a bitchhhhhhhh
September 5, 2014 at 5:52 pm
I got my friend to play this game and told her to watch this she asked me why woolie plays like a bitch I told her he used to play a spell caster we both laughed our asses off Oh by the way She calls Pat “The Lovely Bastard”
September 5, 2014 at 6:05 pm
PAT YOU’RE SO FULL OF SHIT
One time I went to Gavlan and sold all my useless gear that enemies had dropped like poleaxes, armor, etc and got like 37,000 souls. Why the FUCK would you tell Woolie not to sell his useless garbage but CONSTANTLY yell at him for not dumping it all in the item box.
Check your sperging, fool.
September 6, 2014 at 12:25 pm
Because that fucks up your soul memory for no purpose.
September 5, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Lol the Basilisk at 14:20 look like theyre fucking
September 5, 2014 at 9:06 pm
“Your peripheral awareness ain’t so good. You gotta work on that.”
Really, Pat? You don’t think there’s any hypocrisy in you criticizing Woolie for overlooking things?
September 5, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Whens shrek pvp
September 6, 2014 at 12:23 pm
Why is Pat shitting all over the scorpion lady?
Yes, Queelag has better lore, get over it. But both fights are completely different from each other.
Queelag punishes the players attempts to get close to her, by using an AoE and spitting Lava on the ground. That way, you have to grow balls and get good to beat her.
Scorpioness Najka is here to teach players how to dogde magic and how to use your environment (the rock plate). She also beats the shit out of you, if you stay in front of her claws, so the player has to deal with a toxic grab attack, an unexpected dig attack, magic shit and long reach spear thrusts. She’s not hard to kill, but you have to know what you’re doing.
September 8, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Doesn’t Tark give you a branch of Yor if you go talk to him after you kill his wife?
September 9, 2014 at 12:53 am
A safe zone with great music?
I wish to see my Fair Lady once more…
January 6, 2016 at 12:59 am
I forgot how obnoxious Pat was in this part of the LP.
I don’t recall, but here’s hoping that he gets checked for it enough that he stops eventually. Or at the very least lightens it up.
I do remember that the hypocritical rose tinted parroting of Matthew Mattowsis never stops.
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