There’s some weirdos hanging out in the Copse, man.
August 20, 2014 at 4:28 pm
darku souls Twu
August 20, 2014 at 4:29 pm
Favorite video of the day 🙂
August 20, 2014 at 8:10 pm
Considering this is going to be a 75 or more part series, these’ll probably be your ‘favorite video of the days’s for a while…
THE HYPEST SHIT IN THE INTERNETZ
August 20, 2014 at 4:38 pm
Executioner’s Chariot is SUPER easy if you use lingering flame. You can hang out at the start of the level and drop them in the path, then hide in an alchove before any skeleton spawns. it takes about 6 or 7 lingering flames (you need to use like 2 amber herbs, you get lingering flame from straid) and he’ll be weak enough to fall in the pit. then just shoot anything at him (arrow, knife, spell) from the starting gate to win the battle. it’s a total joke with that spell in tow.
August 20, 2014 at 4:56 pm
To be fair, it’s completely unsurprising that a boss like this would get wrecked by the equivalent of land mines.
August 22, 2014 at 10:34 am
I think woolie and pat want to stay away from exploits that will make hard battles trivial,you know to show some SKILLLZZZZZZZZ.
August 20, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Yes, more Dark Souls!
August 20, 2014 at 4:43 pm
I really want to videos on the site but the videos never load for me 🙁
August 20, 2014 at 4:49 pm
what the fuck is the screen right now.
video’s all fucked up, pat
August 20, 2014 at 4:50 pm
this fuckin upload program is ass.
August 20, 2014 at 4:57 pm
I man poor wools. If a dude is two handing rape him with strong attacks the instant he fucks up. Make sure he won’t roll also. Don’t get cocky of course and completely empty your own stamina.
August 20, 2014 at 5:21 pm
Should of used the Force Woolie.
August 20, 2014 at 5:26 pm
So seriously does Woolie not know left from right? Because every single time Pat tells him to look in a particular direction he always ALWAYS goes the opposite first.
August 21, 2014 at 10:31 am
Well he is illiterate.
August 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Kicking ass and taking names!
August 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm
I can just imagine Pat as a fighting game character, using nothing but clips from this LP. As he attacked he would scream “you know what I mean?”, “perfect” and “lower your fucking shield!”. And for his victory stance, it would be him, standing with his pockets in his hands looking down at the camera, with a big shit eatting grin and saying: “That was needlesly vicious. I’m sorry.”.
August 20, 2014 at 5:45 pm
Yeah! Watching in my brand new Hypest Sh!t shirt!
August 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm
you know what i mean
August 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm
You guys are going to do the “build” I had in Dark Souls, I had strength with a small amount of intelligence and wielded the zweihander with a Pyromancy Flame, it’s amazing, although I don’t know how it translates between games.
August 20, 2014 at 6:24 pm
Oh man I can’t wait for them to go strength! That Greatsword (AKA THE DRAGONSLAYER) is god-tier!
August 20, 2014 at 6:32 pm
“Know what I mean” count 4
Pat, you were doing so well.
August 20, 2014 at 6:52 pm
just re-spec to a strength build the mace is way to good at this point to do any magic
August 20, 2014 at 7:01 pm
I was lucky defeating those necro bastards. I summoned a random ally and we wrecking those fuckers.
(I’m talking about the boss battle where you also fight those Skeletons who can turn into spike wheels)
August 20, 2014 at 7:06 pm
Just respec! And do a pyromancy build!
August 20, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Another way to make the chariot boss easier is if you drop alluring skulls on path during the fight, they will attract the skeletons for a short while and you can use the chance to take out the spellcasters.
August 20, 2014 at 10:50 pm
Chariot wasn’t the problem for me. It was the god damn run TO him.
Executioners were pretty tough on their own, but that fucking bridge man. I forgot about it EVERY time.
August 20, 2014 at 11:30 pm
Now that Pat is aware of his “you know/see what I mean” tick, it’s getting less funny, unless he get mad about it. I also hope he acknowledges that they’ve been basically fighing Spinal, on those skeletons.
August 20, 2014 at 11:40 pm
I bet you wish you had a weapon with longer range than that mace after that invasion, don’t you?
August 21, 2014 at 12:47 am
Damn Wools, you wanna redeem yourself? You gotta either survive a 2 on 1, beat a guy without healing, or parry a guy. Deal with any invader in any of those ways, and I’ll forgive your Daigo losing-to lifestyle.
August 21, 2014 at 12:55 am
Woolie was way too hesitant in that encounter. Ugh.
August 21, 2014 at 1:34 am
Got flashbacks to Gwyn’s Greatsword.
August 21, 2014 at 2:02 am
Enemies on respawn when RESTING at a bonfire, Pat. Not lighting it.
Lighting one let’s YOU respawn at it should you die.
August 21, 2014 at 3:41 am
Could’ve tried a emit force, or a lighting strike to defeat the invader when he was weak, you had it Woolie. Next time be more aggressive when they’re really low on HP, since you had a full bar
August 21, 2014 at 4:15 am
spooky scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
shrieking skulls will shock your soul
seal your doom tonight
August 21, 2014 at 5:39 am
Pat- This class has been nerfed to shit its usless now.
Well its too bad i stuck with that class throughout the game post patch because pat recomended it, -_-
August 21, 2014 at 8:58 pm
August 21, 2014 at 6:36 am
During one of my first chariot fights, I killed one of the necromancers and I didn’t notice my bad timing. The chariot was coming and the necromancers dying animation blocked me from getting into the safe space.
So I did the only thing I could think of: Roll. And I rolled perfectly underneath the Ben Hur-blades, standing up unharmed.
Ever since that day, I can no longer sit comfortable in my chair, because my balls got too huge.
August 21, 2014 at 7:36 am
The Executioner’s Chariot is fairly easy with a melee-centered build, but nearly impossible with a sorc. You can roll through the spikes sticking out of his wheels, which knock down the skeletons and give you time to sprint for the necromancers and tear their ass off. As a spellcaster, trying to use spells on the necromancers will get you gangbanged by the skeletons. Chariot itself is a total joke once you pull the lever- he telegraphs harder than a court stenographer.
August 21, 2014 at 8:21 am
“I CAN’T EVEN TALK ANYMORE!”
lol… Pat, could you ever really?
August 21, 2014 at 10:56 am
Woolie Strong attacks against someone who is obviously draining his stamina after every attack is a hard combo breaker, plus you cant swing through the twinblade attack unless youre running a havel blade probably. Enjoying the videos otherwise.
August 21, 2014 at 2:11 pm
i’d love to see more pvp. guard break, woolie! guard breaks! sneak ’em in! you GOT this!
August 21, 2014 at 9:08 pm
You’re not going to win every pvp, Woolie. No one does. Of course, everyone likes to talk like they do, but I’m willing to bet we’ve all dropped the ball more than once.
As for your build, dude, you know how good that greatsword felt? That could be yours right now! DUMP the points from faith into strength! DO IT NERD! What good is the faith build doing you? Nuttin’. And pyromancy is fun and easy to use, so what are you waiting. For?!
August 22, 2014 at 12:57 am
“Greatsword is handily the best UGS” But but but what about Crypt Blacksword… that greataxe moveset is fantastic
August 22, 2014 at 5:20 am
Woolie could have used an Emit Force to finish off Jason, if he was unprepared for it. Too bad Woolie admits that he sucks at quick-switch casting.
August 22, 2014 at 8:37 am
THEY FUCKING NERFED MIRACLES AGAIN! What the hell is From Software thinking? Was one of the designers ganked by three assholes with Sunlight Spear or something?
August 24, 2014 at 12:15 am
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