Hey. Hey Ruin Sentinels. Hey. Guess what.
August 12, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Finally relief for my aching balls.
August 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm
I have been Dark balling
August 12, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Know what I mean?
August 12, 2014 at 10:25 pm
slobbery dark pleasure
August 13, 2014 at 3:03 pm
August 12, 2014 at 3:02 pm
man these sentinel guys are fuckers
August 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm
They’re easy though
August 12, 2014 at 8:06 pm
They’re Easy F***ers…
August 12, 2014 at 3:07 pm
I was accessing the page before it was showing on http://superbestfriendsplay.com/category/videos/
just by trying the URL and changing the number to 16
August 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Jesus, man. Getting guard broken is safer than rolling against a slow enemy combo finisher 1v1.
August 12, 2014 at 9:39 pm
August 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm
the hype is real!!!
August 12, 2014 at 3:30 pm
The unlearning truly begins.
August 12, 2014 at 3:32 pm
yep, those guys made me stop playing when it first came out. i can FEEL woolies salt, because i KNOW the salt
August 12, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Know what I mean?
August 12, 2014 at 5:42 pm
Drop the shield!
August 12, 2014 at 5:47 pm
See what I mean?
August 13, 2014 at 12:02 am
This _____ is Godlike!
August 12, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Man that was PAINFUL. You can FEEL Woolie’s salt. I think he’d sound less in pain if he was covered in horrible burns and dying a slow painful death. I think this man deserves a freaking break!
August 12, 2014 at 3:47 pm
god damn woolie is so fucking bad.
25 minutes of EDITED footage for him to kill ONE boss.
and the last one didn’t even throw his shield!
i was expecting woolie to eat shit when he got to the last sentinel at 1/2 health then try to block the shield throw.
August 12, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Dude, you say he sucks because he took a few try to beat a boss.
Then you complain how he never got owned by a cheap attack that could kill him.
Make up your mind.
See what I mean?
August 13, 2014 at 12:03 am
Go fuck yourself.
August 13, 2014 at 8:27 am
I guess I must be an even shitter tier since it probably took me at least an hour to two hours with a bastard sword. Considering Woolie is stripped away from this game after 3-4 hours and only revisits it once or twice a week it’s not that surprising he might not always get to beat shit like the fucking Ruin Sentinels in under 2 attempts. I don’t know why you act like the Ruin Sentinels are even easy. Probably one of the harder bosses in the game considering where they’re placed and how early they are. If you think he should of beaten it on first try because of lightning or something then I just don’t know.
August 12, 2014 at 3:53 pm
August 12, 2014 at 9:44 pm
August 12, 2014 at 3:54 pm
We feel you Woolz, everyone’s been there man
August 12, 2014 at 3:56 pm
Yo!!!! Nice job Woolie!
August 12, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Man, I wanna see Woolie play through Dark Souls 1. I just can’t muster any hype whatsoever for this game anymore. It’s not terrible, but having played through it two or three times, I’m just tired of it. There’s nothing to it anymore, unlike in DS1 where I played the game a million times for hundreds of hours. I’m really not sure I’d want Woolie to be paired up with Pat if they eventually did a DS1 LP though, the bad advice and blatant misinformation is really rustling my jimmies.
At least the handholding is gonna stop within the next 2 or 3 episodes if the Woolie thread that was on /v/ is to be believed. Perfect.
August 12, 2014 at 4:16 pm
As much as I would love to see a TBFP DS1 playthrough, I definitely would not want to see Pat and Woolie teamed up again like this, for the reasons you mentioned; Pat’s constant nagging and misleading information makes this playthrough pretty awkward to watch at times. Although, it could prove entertaining if Pat is behind the controls, so Woolie can bask in the sight of “skilled veteran” Pat botching things left and right (like in the RE4 playthrough).
August 12, 2014 at 4:30 pm
I love pat, and I enjoy moooost of this playthrough despite some of his silliness over it, but I’d much rather see woolie go at Dark1 alone rather than with a partner.
August 12, 2014 at 4:34 pm
Exactly, it’s downright cringeworthy at times when how Pat is almost doing more damage than he is helping. It doesn’t help that he’s acting like some sort of authority on Dark Souls, when he at best relies a lot on outdated info from the early threads that sprung up when the game came out, and at worst spouts complete misinformation. I want to see Woolie behind the controls in DS1, because I like him and it’s more fascinating to me to see new players tackle the game than experienced players, but either Pat’s attitude needs to really change, or they should swap him out with Saucy Liam, or maybe even Plague (a man can dream).
Also, it probably doesn’t need to be said at this point, but YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN????? SEEWHATIMEAN????? PERFECT. Fucking christ Pat, sit down and listen to yourself in one of these videos, it’s gotten past the point where it’s kinda funny but annoying. Now it’s almost infuriating.
August 12, 2014 at 4:13 pm
They might f*ck up a lot but man, Woolie’s Dark Souls boner at the end was worth the struggle
August 12, 2014 at 9:45 pm
The only way this could’ve been a better episode is if Woolie screamed: “I’m DONE for this session.”
Which is how many feel after beating the Sentinels.
August 12, 2014 at 4:21 pm
YES PAT, HE KNOWS WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN JESUS CHRIST IM GOING TO MURDER YOU
August 12, 2014 at 9:33 pm
way to take a joke too far, bro.
August 12, 2014 at 9:41 pm
August 12, 2014 at 4:29 pm
ruin sentinels, Growth Mindset Woolie, you can do it!
Woolie the Pie Stealer more like Woolie the Shit Eater.
August 12, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Phantoms falling off the edge doesn’t trigger the second and third rune sentinels. I know because I accidentally fell off while practicing the boss a few times.
Also, fuck Rune Sentinels.
August 12, 2014 at 4:42 pm
such bad advice… PATTS FOR PATTRICK!!!
August 12, 2014 at 5:13 pm
good shit woolie
August 12, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Good to see that Woolie has been getting better at melee combat. I noticed he actually started to be smart with his rolls (like rolling into the attacks instead of away from)
August 12, 2014 at 5:33 pm
I literally screamed “OH NO” When I saw the Ruin Sentinel jump and Woolie was using an Estus. Thank god he rolled away!
August 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm
Yo Woolie, you see that shit? You see that rolling shit you did in for the victory son? Drop the shield get with the spindash broseph!
August 12, 2014 at 9:42 pm
August 12, 2014 at 5:57 pm
Woolie is so bad! I love it!
August 12, 2014 at 6:08 pm
I was sitting on edge like I was going up against a boss in the damn game. Damn man.
August 12, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Goddammit Pat fucking dodge is always better than block jesus christ
August 12, 2014 at 7:46 pm
“See, you are now starting to see why really meticulous inventory management actually really matters.”
You mean by taking off the Soapstones you told him to always have on there, Pat?
August 13, 2014 at 6:19 am
Funniest thing I’ve read all day and I’m not being sarcastic or being a dick, I couldn’t stop laughing after reading this because I can still hear Pat’s voice saying he should keep the soapstones on
August 12, 2014 at 7:52 pm
“OH you’re creaking the controller again”. Well, its time for Pat to change his controller… again
August 12, 2014 at 8:00 pm
That was Tense as FUCK!!
August 12, 2014 at 8:09 pm
THESE COME OUT TOO SLOW! THEY’LL BE RELEASING THESE FOR A YEAR! Nice job woolie, you did it!
August 12, 2014 at 8:19 pm
“I’m not even listening to you right now”
Should’ve started that a long time ago
August 12, 2014 at 9:07 pm
August 12, 2014 at 8:47 pm
Do you know what I mean?
August 12, 2014 at 9:05 pm
Can’t wait ’till Woolie finds the ruin sentinels as normal enemies.
August 12, 2014 at 9:51 pm
So how many of Pat’s controllers will Woolie go through when this LP is over? I can FEEL the crushing salt deluge.
August 12, 2014 at 9:54 pm
Pat: Just get gud Woolie, ya’know what I mean?
Woolie: I-i Know, I already did.
Pat: Oh, uhh,,,good, perfect… HAVE YOU PLAYED PERSONA!!!
August 12, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Pat is a more annoying guide than Fi.
August 12, 2014 at 10:24 pm
Aren’t the Ruin Sentinels sisters?
August 13, 2014 at 12:31 am
Nope, they’re constructs. Their creator just gave them female names
August 12, 2014 at 10:27 pm
fukin pat stop giving woolie good advice you shit.
August 12, 2014 at 10:30 pm
F**k those Sentinels.
August 12, 2014 at 10:34 pm
This fight looked much simpler than Woolie and Pat made it seem.
August 12, 2014 at 10:46 pm
Woolie could get a few more levels if he used those boss souls, the only boss soul he’ll get that will get him a miracle is Velstadt and I doubt he’ll use any of the boss weapons or shields.
August 12, 2014 at 11:03 pm
“Flawless Victory” but seriously I am rooting for ya you can win this shit
August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am
You can tell at points Woolie is getting super annoyed at Pat.
August 13, 2014 at 12:12 am
Jeez, Woolie, even I didn’t have this much trouble.
August 13, 2014 at 12:27 am
Jeeze, a lot of salty johns over Pat’s advice. Can someone break down what advice he’s been giving that’s been blatant misinformation? I remember catching one or two things, but I can’t remember specifics
August 13, 2014 at 12:30 am
I’m fucking proud of you Woolsworth!
I don’t think Pat’s controller is going to make it to the end this Let’s Play
August 13, 2014 at 1:16 am
RIght?! Wools man, this is so an exercise in willpower and testing your calm.
August 13, 2014 at 1:58 pm
My thoughts exactly lol, I can even hear the creaking of the controller sometimes.
August 13, 2014 at 12:44 am
I’ve never played a Souls game, but these videos are really entertaining! The way Pat is coaching Woolie makes me nostalgic for when I was raided in EQ2.
August 13, 2014 at 1:39 am
I hope this is staying fun for Woolie.
Souls games can be stressful, and having someone call all your mistakes while simultaneously knowing that the footage will be put on the internet can get to be kind of stomach-churning after a while. It’d be a shame if he considered this a bad experience and got soured on the series.
August 13, 2014 at 2:33 am
Plus, possibly changing builds after the patch.
August 13, 2014 at 2:30 am
I really hope they fight the asshole trio in the dlc….. alone. C:
August 13, 2014 at 2:40 am
This has been by far one of the most enjoyable LPs I’ve seen… n I don’t even like this game! lol
August 13, 2014 at 2:48 am
Oh come on Pat, Woolie could’ve totally made the 3 hit combo at 0:37 work had he not been panicking.
I wish you guys had Liams’ balls. Or that you’d at least get a shield that isn’t complete shit. Or learn to parry.
August 13, 2014 at 2:55 am
Basically I want to see Woolie Beast these Souls.
August 13, 2014 at 3:59 am
August 13, 2014 at 4:59 am
OMG I can only imagine the tension in the room after Woolie fucking up so many times in a row and Pat just unknowingly (or on purpose?) shitting on him. It’s so delicious.
August 13, 2014 at 6:09 am
Jesus o was at the edge of my seat on that one.
Since i never got the chance to play Dark souls 1 or 2 this is giving me incentive to try.
I mean im going to be terrible but hey it worth a shot, and im always up for a challenge
August 13, 2014 at 5:49 pm
Then do it. The game will teach you, and you will learn and improve, or you will give up like a bitch. And if Woolie’s not a bitch, then you can beat it, too.
August 13, 2014 at 6:27 am
Woolie did great. It’s okay. You die in this game. A lot. That’s the point. No need to be this fucking stressed. I think what would really help is Pat just staying silent while Woolie is concentrating. You don’t need to have commentary at all times during intense fights like these. It’s entertaining enough just to watch the struggle and hear the controller slowly get crushed between the hands of a man who’s about to simultaneously pop a vein and poop his pants.
August 13, 2014 at 6:40 am
There is no shame in summoning help for bad designed boss fights.
I did the ruin sentinels alone. I did the Throne Watcher and Throne Defender alone. I will not do the DLC Queen alone.
It’s so fucking boring. You have to puss around for ten minutes, until you get a window to hit safely, then you rinse and repeat that. It’s so boring.
August 13, 2014 at 8:17 am
lp asuras wrath pls
August 13, 2014 at 8:37 am
wow this is the saltiest 2BF vid in a looong time. PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
August 13, 2014 at 8:58 am
Pat beat this game 2 times and still doesn’t know that the door to nothing is actually a shortcut to sentinels.
August 13, 2014 at 10:06 am
Wow, people going nuts about the way pat speaks. Also, i can totally see why they were so hesitant to make a playthrough of this game, considering the way people act around it. Whatevs, I like it, and this is exactly how i felt at certain parts of dark souls 1. Good game, but damn man.
August 13, 2014 at 11:12 am
It absolutely baffles me that Woolie can do so well in fighting games but then get so incredibly messed up in Souls.
August 13, 2014 at 1:22 pm
This LP taught me that coaching someone who wants to play Dark Souls is probably the worst thing you can do for them. Let him play how he’s gonna play so he learns what works and what doesn’t and how to plan ahead and use his resources on the fly to adapt to situations. Instead you’re making him feel like theres a rigid right and wrong way to play Dark Souls and he’s under so much pressure because of it.
August 13, 2014 at 1:44 pm
That boss was a bitch for me too, glad you got gud and pulled through!
August 13, 2014 at 1:56 pm
This playthrough is so making me want to buy Dark Souls II but I have to finish the first game before that.
August 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
15:16 actually, as per federal law in Canada, the age of consent is 16 for both guys and gals. It used to be as low as 14 back in 2008. There is also some clauses in the books that allow 15 and 14 year olds, but it gets into really creepy territory. Anywho, 16 minimum for sex, 18 minimum for any exploitation (porn, prostitution, etc).
Good to see my 2 years in police college weren’t a complete waste, I guess…
August 13, 2014 at 2:11 pm
its also good to point out that the 16 is for relations that do NOT involve exploitation, aka, 16 is the legal age if they engage in relations with others in their age group. Anything involving older groups follow the rules of 18 years and up.
August 13, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Also, Woolie, holy shit, if you are going to summon help, BE A PART OF THE FIGHT! By letting them take most of the heat, they will die, and leaving you on a massive handicap on the boss. Get in there with them and distribute the heat, so everyone can heal and recover moderately.
Don’t call the helpers garbage when you make them do a 3 person job on their own.
August 13, 2014 at 3:14 pm
Ok, I really don’t like being 80% of the comments here that say “Pat stop being a dick”, but this one got me. Did you really just shame Woolie for wasting a firebomb?
August 13, 2014 at 3:22 pm
“Don’t do anything shady” – advice from Pat
August 13, 2014 at 3:26 pm
This one’s rough, I can feel the salt dripping off of Woolie.
August 13, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Ruined Sentinels are the bomb. The Nuclear Bomb. I hate them.
August 13, 2014 at 6:45 pm
August 13, 2014 at 9:01 pm
That’s the most painful circumstance leading to death: Sightline screwing up who you hit, and getting smushed.
August 13, 2014 at 10:49 pm
I love the Heide Knight Sword. Especially for PVP. The amount of tracking on the stab move is god like. Make them dodge the swing then give them a poke.
August 14, 2014 at 4:50 am
This episode is god damn amazing… ly salty.
August 14, 2014 at 2:51 pm
August 16, 2014 at 9:47 am
Ah finally some prime dark souls salty johns!!