Fuck you common fruit!
August 7, 2014 at 3:17 pm
August 7, 2014 at 3:52 pm
I think you mean, Penis
August 7, 2014 at 11:32 pm
I think you can fuck off the edge of my dick
August 8, 2014 at 2:19 am
Saying “Penis” of a SBFP comment section? That’s a paddelin’…
August 8, 2014 at 12:02 am
He should drop his shield though.
August 7, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Has Woolie got good yet? Tune in next time to find out!
August 7, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Awesome, I was just listening to your guys’ Dark Souls II playlist
August 7, 2014 at 3:27 pm
My hips are ready for guiding.
August 7, 2014 at 3:32 pm
“We’re not gonna need that (Soul Vessel)!” -Woolie, before patch 1.04
August 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm
Woolie: “Is there ever a good reason to upgrade your shield?”
THERE’S A THING CALLED STABILITY YOU KNOW
IT HELPS A FUCKING LOT
August 7, 2014 at 3:56 pm
he notes about that, but he doesn’t realize stability is raised more slowly in this game.
August 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm
He probably saw that the first upgrade on the Large Leather Shield didn’t raise Stability, and then assumed no shield’s stability goes up and never upgraded one ever. Or even looked at once since there’s plenty of ones that do get more stability every rank.
August 7, 2014 at 3:59 pm
That’s exactly what I think happened
August 7, 2014 at 4:53 pm
Jesus, watch the fucking video before bitching about something in the comments. Literally SECONDS after Woolie asks, Pat points out that stability is barely upgraded.
August 13, 2014 at 5:26 pm
I think that’s what they are upset about because for some shields it does get a significant increase. I’m guessing.
August 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm
Woolie: “That’s garbage.”
Pat: “You’re garbage!”
Pat saying what I think.
August 7, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Will Woolie make it past the ruin sents or will get merked
Woolie is going to get SOOOOO wrecked next episode! I CANNOT WAIT!
August 7, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Maybe you can’t just stand and be a tank in this game, but in Dark Souls 1, you could totally make a Smough build to just steamroll over everything no problem in NG
August 7, 2014 at 4:05 pm
Oh my god pat you’re such a huge shiiiiit. The stability of shields CAN be increased. The only thing that changed is that it’s SOMEWHAT slower than in dark souls.
JEEZ PAT. STOP BEING OLD.
August 7, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Wow, I did not know about that secret with the archdrake robes and shield after 200+ hours of playing this game. Never thought I would learn a new secret watching this playthrough. Amazing.
August 7, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Perfect! Ya’knowwhatImean, DROP YOUR SHEILD!
August 7, 2014 at 4:20 pm
Are they gonna finish Soul Suspect at one point? Or did something terrible happen and we’re never gonna see it again?
August 7, 2014 at 4:54 pm
The game was pretty much over, but I doubt they’re skipping the last episode.
August 7, 2014 at 7:43 pm
they are but they need Matt who is rocking it in Cuba
August 7, 2014 at 4:36 pm
If you keep linking to these in the Youtube video descriptions, I’ll definitely watch videos on your site in the future.
August 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm
I am SO glad Pat is spacing these out the way he described. I totally agree.
And it gets me SO HYPED at the possibility of a full DARK SOULS 1 LP where Woolie goes into it TOTALLY BLIND.
August 7, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Pat, there is a bug of sorts where hitting an enemy during its death animation will cause the durability of the weapon being used to lose approximately 4x the durability lost during a standard strike. Just something I thought would help you guys, enjoying the LP, keep it up and good luck!
August 7, 2014 at 5:24 pm
My first playthrough I killed the cage mummies with a flame swathe and then realized I couldn’t loot the item because it dropped in the cage -.-
August 7, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Bathroom breaks!? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, NUZLOCKE!? THIS IS DARKSOULS! YOU’LL PISS YOUR PANTS AND YOU’LL LOVE IT!
August 13, 2014 at 5:04 pm
All hail, Prometheus!
August 7, 2014 at 5:43 pm
Hey, Int is cool till about 60 if you plan to use Crystal Soul Spear at 57 I think and Unleash Magic. CSS is definitely worth it though but then again, I’m sure Woolie had no idea it’s even in the game since it’s a NG+ thing anyway
August 8, 2014 at 2:31 am
You can just spice those spells down instead of wasting levels on points of Int that no longer do anything.
August 7, 2014 at 5:47 pm
My measure of quality this series is that if the description starts with “fuck you …….” then it’s gonna be awesome
August 7, 2014 at 5:58 pm
Keeping up with the tradition for the description … priceless
August 7, 2014 at 6:10 pm
Shields do gain Stability when you upgrade them, just some more then others. The Large Leather Shield would go from 40 to 47 if you upgrade it to +10, not worth it but jeez Pat learn your shit.
August 7, 2014 at 6:26 pm
What a waste of limited repair powders.
August 7, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Woolie, screw the script and work towards that twin blade!
August 7, 2014 at 7:28 pm
it seems Woolz body wasn’t ready, just as Pat “You know what i mean” Boivin planned
August 7, 2014 at 7:38 pm
I’ve got the Pursuer’s Greatshield +2, and I’m pretty sure stability went up. Unless it’s from stats, then my apologies.
Also, you’re really confusing me with a lot of your “knowledge”, Pat.
August 8, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Yeah, some shields do increase stability when the level up. I’m using the King’s Shield right now, and I know for a fact the stability went up by…I want to say maybe 8 points as I leveled it up to +5.
August 7, 2014 at 8:10 pm
I know Pat is trying to help Woolie and I respect that… to a point. It’s kinda becoming annoying hearing him saying the same fucking thing over and over and over.
August 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm
What an amazing cliff-hanger!
August 7, 2014 at 9:11 pm
August 7, 2014 at 10:49 pm
I’ve never been the type to let something that they do in their videos bug me, but was I the only one glaring at the chime in the upgrade screen?
August 8, 2014 at 2:05 am
There are 7 billion people on the planet. Starting a question with the words “Am I the only one” is utterly pointless. But yeah, I was close to yelling at the screen. As is usual when watching someone play a Souls game, who isn’t as obsessed with them as I am.
August 10, 2014 at 4:35 am
What, that they wasted some stuff upgrading it to +1? I’m just glad Woolie didn’t go any further. And that goes quintuple considering they’re heading right for Calibration 1.08, where faith casters get boned hard!
August 8, 2014 at 12:31 am
You know what I do with the soldiers? Lead them out, and circle them by jumping off the ledge back onto the other walkway and the pillar leading back. Depending on where you are, you can easily lead them off the ledge to their deaths.
August 8, 2014 at 7:48 am
lp asuras wrath
August 10, 2014 at 4:36 am
August 8, 2014 at 5:38 pm
Twinkling titanite? Nah, you get way more than enough for one weapon. By the time I finished my last playthrough, I’d upgraded all of the drangleic armor, save for the helmet. That’s 3 full sets of twinkling. That is with the first DLC, though.
August 8, 2014 at 6:08 pm
lp asurras wrath!
August 8, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Wuh? Buh? Huh? Nuh? (thinks) …Zuh!
What happens to Woolie? Can he do this boss in one go? Does Pat yell at him? I am all aflutter at the prospect of the next episode being released and me watching it and finding out and then knowing.
August 9, 2014 at 2:39 am
I’m really excited for the next episode where we get to see Woolie fuck up and have Pat yell at him as he pisses himself.
Yup, super excited.
August 9, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Each time woolie says “y’know” or pat says “You know what I mean?”, take a drink.
August 10, 2014 at 7:56 pm
I hope they notice that other Estus Flask shard they have; It’s driving me fucking insane…
August 12, 2014 at 2:40 pm
August 11, 2014 at 7:55 am
I really hope woolie drops the habit of running around areas he’s already cleared with his shield up.
August 11, 2014 at 8:39 pm
I need more.
August 13, 2014 at 5:14 pm
Pat really gives an odd mix of good advice and misinformed advice to Ol’ Woolz in these. I’m also enjoying Woolsworth’s journey through all this with a little orange Navi by his side. It’s one of the best things to come out of a Let’s Play in a while, ya know what I mean?
August 24, 2014 at 10:16 am
“You see/know what I mean” is Pat’s “HEY, LISTEN!”
August 19, 2014 at 2:16 am
I watch dis and all i sink abut is da hype sit
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