Gavlan, I’m having a hard time following your complex concepts. You’re gonna have to run that by me again.
August 2, 2014 at 9:00 pm
August 2, 2014 at 9:01 pm
August 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm
I am convinced you are a or have a ‘bot’. A line of code and text, specifically designed to search a site for specific things. Answer, are you a ‘bot’, designed specifically to send signals of p*nises? Are your lines of code designed in stringy or spiral like sequences? Answer me, robot! 😛
August 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm
nope i just know the schedule since they said it on the podcast lol 😛
August 2, 2014 at 10:07 pm
I swear to you, your turgid ego will be your downfall
Death to the tyrant!
August 3, 2014 at 5:24 am
Death to phallic overlord!
August 3, 2014 at 7:03 am
I Swear I will beat you to it fuse, I don’t know why I just like to set myself goals sometimes.
August 2, 2014 at 9:23 pm
He stalks the shadows, waiting in silence. He pounces on the comment section on nearly every new episode. He is a menace, a coward, and above all: a belligerent… Thus ends the tail of Fused…
August 2, 2014 at 9:09 pm
I’m sorry, but when’s the full lp of Spider Man 3 going to start? I’m really looking forward to that one…badly.
August 3, 2014 at 1:52 am
Yessss pleeeease. You cannot understand the immensity of the fuck I DO give about that LP
August 3, 2014 at 2:31 am
Agreed, this would be fantastic
August 12, 2014 at 10:07 pm
August 2, 2014 at 9:11 pm
The boxes approve of this LP.
August 2, 2014 at 9:25 pm
August 2, 2014 at 9:27 pm
What is it to “see” what Pat “means”. That is the real question.
August 2, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Oh jeez I heard that squeak damn Woolz
August 2, 2014 at 9:54 pm
You guys forgot to hit the wall directly left when facing the chest with an Estus Flask Shard @16:16
August 2, 2014 at 10:24 pm
I came here to say this. Can’t hear the lizard behind the wall. Not noticing that the treasure ahead message was pointing at the wall, not the chest.
Wow! That controller squeak (I need to comment more here and less on Gaf.)
August 2, 2014 at 9:38 pm
You guys walked past 3 secret rooms in no mans warf,
Pat how did you miss them?
August 2, 2014 at 11:33 pm
The one in the room with the poison pots especially, you could hear the fucking crystal lizard!
August 2, 2014 at 9:51 pm
pat we all know what will flood the stream chat wouldn’t be people telling Wool to get good but it will be everyone taking a shot for all the times you say “you know what i mean” and maybe a lot of “GEEZ WOOLZ CALM DOWN YOU WILL SNAP THE CONTROLLER! D:”
Jeeze Pat, you wanna stop letting Woolie be a spell caster…
I have the same ocd for Dark Souls my levels have to be multiples of 2 or 5
Wonder how they will handle the nerf of lightning spells.
August 2, 2014 at 9:57 pm
I know what you mean.
August 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm
I don’t care if you miss secrets
I don’t care if you don’t die/take your time (except for a few gripes)
While not perfect, the LP is really good, to the point where I I kinda want to play this myself.
But one thing though, it’s “dissipation” not “dissipitation”
August 2, 2014 at 10:45 pm
No, it’s actually dissipation.
August 3, 2014 at 11:19 pm
I don’t get it, you agree with me but start the sentence with a “No”? You’re one confusing hippo I tell you.
August 2, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Those dudes totally have a rage mode.
And jeeeez Pat, simmer down. Woolie’s the one playing, let him make his mistakes and learn from them.
August 2, 2014 at 10:29 pm
OH WOW… just now, you’re realizing this? 😛
August 2, 2014 at 10:38 pm
Cut to the next episode, where Woolie looses BECAUSE he used his spells. Will Pat and Woolie’s penis get big? Find out in the next episode: Pat and Woolie’s penis get big!
August 2, 2014 at 10:46 pm
I think I know what pat means!
August 2, 2014 at 11:10 pm
FOR FUCKS’ SAKE USE THE HEID SWORD!
Sorry, I just realy love that sword. It’s fast, has range, does lightning shit and scales like justice.
August 2, 2014 at 11:43 pm
Really? You’ve never seen those handymen aggro on light? That’s what they always do to me. I just assumed it was because the torch mechanic was only halfway implemented and they just didn’t care about testing to see if the AI was good enough to hold itself back.
August 3, 2014 at 10:50 am
yea i was kinda angry when I arrived to this area (cause the missing fire feature) so out of spite I just went through the whole place with a torch+mace, those mobs just dont give a up after a while
August 2, 2014 at 11:46 pm
“That’s good for gimmick builds for dudes using giant strength weapons”
Pure melee greatsword builds are so much more satisfying then lame sorc or faith builds. Spells make you soft
August 2, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Just want to say: Loving this LP and I am desperately trying to finish Dark Souls so I can start Dark Souls 2.
August 3, 2014 at 12:01 am
MORE!!! THIS WILL NOT QUENCH MY THIRST!!!
August 3, 2014 at 12:14 am
It really sucks watching this while knowing where some of the good items are )=
August 3, 2014 at 12:34 am
“Put those shields in the item box they’re garbage, fuck those shields.”
One of those shields is the Drangleic Shield. For fuck sake you guys :S
August 3, 2014 at 2:07 am
You’re playing too timid Woolz, so long as you are always on your feet and aware of your surroundings at all time the enemies are no problem. The level is designed so that you can “KNOW” the level and its enemy placement it is made very tightly and enclosed so that you memorized the area completely. The way the targeting works in the Souls games is that in the end YOU are the one who decides how long the fight lasts, sure you can lame, you’d win but it isn’t the best way to play because it makes you overly caution on enemies instead of not fearing them. Fear is what gets you in Dark Souls the game isn’t hard, its *YOU* that sucks, remove the fear, see the enemy for what it is, then you beat the Soul series.
August 3, 2014 at 3:41 am
For the expert on this playthrough, Pat sure doesn’t know his secrets.
August 3, 2014 at 5:42 am
I’m thinking about going back to part 1 and counting how many times Pat says he “doesn’t want to nitpick”
August 3, 2014 at 5:51 am
Rate the guy who warned you about the trap! He earned it! Exclamation!
August 3, 2014 at 6:51 am
lp asuras wrath ples
August 3, 2014 at 7:05 am
The worst is when you’re at a friends house and they leave the volume at like 17 or 37…..
FUCK THEM, they aren’t friends anymore…. I mean who likes 37 and 17?!?!
August 3, 2014 at 7:21 am
The question plagueing even the most ardent scholars as we speak: Will Woolie ever truly know what Pat means?
August 3, 2014 at 9:04 am
Pat should ask him. Then we’d all know.
August 3, 2014 at 8:15 am
Cha cha cha
August 3, 2014 at 8:29 am
First time i have seen them miss a hidden item. In the house with the poison pots the white part of the wall can be smashed. But still loving the LP guys
August 3, 2014 at 10:13 am
August 3, 2014 at 3:02 pm
I have a feeling this has been asked quite a few times already, but are they going to do a playthrough of Dark Souls? Maybe they have talked about in on the podcast, but I don’t listen to those, so if someone could give me an answer it would be much appreciated.
August 3, 2014 at 3:19 pm
These episodes need a counter for how many times Pat says “See what I mean?”
August 3, 2014 at 3:26 pm
I’m not the only one who does multiples of 5! Mine is actually just 15, or 20 if it is a movie.
August 3, 2014 at 4:04 pm
But seriously, this website is the shit
August 3, 2014 at 4:56 pm
I haven’t read all the comments, so I know I’m probably saying something everyone else already has, but there was a secret in the wall next to the chest where you guys got the estus flask shard. It’s a crystal lizard (which you can hear if you stand near the chest), and some other items.
August 3, 2014 at 6:18 pm
I miss the ragdoll physics the enemies bursting into smoke isn’t the same.
August 3, 2014 at 8:47 pm
Anyone else screaming at the comp when they missed the hidden door, and the breakable door with the crystal lizard…plus the life ring…. sigh. LOL- great play through though! 🙂
August 3, 2014 at 10:27 pm
There’s an ENB mod that restores the pre-release lighting, more or less. I know it isn’t the purest experience but if it works I think it would be best for both you and us.
August 4, 2014 at 1:45 am
I keep my TV at 15 and I only turn it up or down in increments of 5.
August 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm
I keep my tv at odd numbers and will not go onto even numbers.
August 4, 2014 at 2:02 am
Today’s ‘you know what i mean’ count: 12.
August 5, 2014 at 4:03 pm
I’ve seen the monsters leave the darkness before in my playthrough of DS2
August 5, 2014 at 8:46 pm
Pat doesn’t know as much as he thinks he does. ;-;
August 6, 2014 at 2:07 am
Seeing Pat not tell woolie about the ring of life protection or the soldiers ring was really hard to watch. Those are both game changing rings right there.
Or maybe pat doesn’t know, either way, that was hard to watch but I suppose it makes for more interesting content considering now woolie has to try to not die.
August 13, 2014 at 11:53 am
I feel you Bro, but as you said maybe Pat does not know, so we can´t really blame him
August 6, 2014 at 4:50 pm
Never before have I realized that I’m becoming Pat. All my stats in DS 2 , including levels, are demanded to be even numbers or at intervals of five.
August 6, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Oh yeah, and there’s a reason that message saying treasure ahead was facing the wall by the chest you scrubs.
August 12, 2014 at 1:04 pm
15. It has to be on 15.
August 13, 2014 at 11:39 am
The Darkdwellers actually can go out towards the light when they scratch their eyes in frustration
December 27, 2014 at 3:08 am
hahahah i love pat, but you know what i mean? heheeee love ya pat 😉
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