ORNSTEIN YOU SHIT. STOP BEING SO BADASS SO I CAN KILL YOU.
uhh i mean old dragonslayer
July 29, 2014 at 3:06 pm
July 29, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Could you fucking not.
August 3, 2014 at 8:24 pm
Chill, Colossus. It’s obligatory. He has to.
July 30, 2014 at 1:14 am
Obligatory fuck off
July 30, 2014 at 3:26 am
I signed in to tell you to fuck off.
July 30, 2014 at 5:13 pm
Whats up with the hate of the guy who says first? I doesn’t affect your enjoyment of the video does it?
now you learning, get your face in his dick and just circle strafe!
July 30, 2014 at 1:49 am
July 30, 2014 at 5:16 pm
60% of the time, it works every time
July 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm
man that first death was bullshit
July 29, 2014 at 6:09 pm
You’re telling me. What happened?
July 29, 2014 at 8:01 pm
He got clipped by the hitbox
July 29, 2014 at 8:14 pm
he just barely caught the edge of the upward thrusts DUST CLOUD wich also deals damage for some reason because….ornstein i guess
July 29, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Dark Souls 2 hitboxes happened.
July 29, 2014 at 3:09 pm
I have to agree with Pat, Woolie really pulled through on this run. I was surprised at how well the boss went.
July 29, 2014 at 3:14 pm
Oh, by the way BURN THE FUCKING BONE DUST
July 29, 2014 at 3:15 pm
GOD THANK YOU
July 29, 2014 at 3:34 pm
They did it! yay!
July 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Pat said he was going to be a shitlord on the stream and not burn it.
July 29, 2014 at 5:05 pm
Pat says no.
July 29, 2014 at 3:22 pm
9:4o FUCKING FINALLY
July 29, 2014 at 3:27 pm
>until the DLC comes out in july
>dlc came out last week
they recorded this a month in advance, the fuckers
July 30, 2014 at 10:01 am
This’ll be really awkward for all the people who’ve been yelling at them so far.
July 29, 2014 at 3:40 pm
I love the visible progress Woolie is going through on each video, as he fine tunes his strategy
July 29, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Still cracks me up that woolie had trouble with dragonrider, he’s pretty fuckin easy, there’s a tiny hitbox on one of his sides, that does an instant 200 extra damage to him when hit.
July 30, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Man, you sure are cool guy.
July 31, 2014 at 1:54 am
Well then, better make like Smough and hammer the hurt in.
July 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm
11 is low? Wait until they only have 3.
July 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm
And they do 80% damage.
July 29, 2014 at 3:53 pm
I just re-fought Orstein and Smough a while ago.
What a fucking boss fight, so sick.
July 29, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Pat seems to have cooled his heels inbetween recording sessions, less manic and is letting Woolie make more of his own decisions.
July 29, 2014 at 4:12 pm
Wait a sec… WTF!!… why do they have so many more lightning spears than me????? im doing the same kind of cleric build and I only get 5 of the fucking things…. seriously.. WTF????
July 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm
They nerfed the shit out of faith builds recently, it’s total bullshit.
Which makes no sense, because you could only do 11 at time before, for the weakest spells, yet you can end up with 72 Dark Orb hexes, that are godlike all the way through the game
July 29, 2014 at 4:35 pm
ah ok… thought for a minute there was something wrong with my build… im pretty new to souls.. I guess it will be interesting to see how much better than me they do with that kind of advantage.. I struggled for awhile til I got my raw greatsword disc chime combo
July 29, 2014 at 7:11 pm
They’re playing pre-patch, you’re playing post-patch.
Game was patched. Miracles have less casts and do 20% less damage.
July 29, 2014 at 4:15 pm
Well there goes my dreams of invading them. the chest item dates this so sometime between June 25th and july 1st, which is before I even got the game and I’m currently near the end.
They’re probably near the end by now or finished.
July 29, 2014 at 4:20 pm
Shit, I used the Old Dragonslayer soul
July 29, 2014 at 4:27 pm
So, I decided to roll a faith build after watching these videos.
I beat Dragonrider, Old Dragonslayer, The Pursuer (before his actually boss fight, on that terrace) and The Last Giant in about 30 minutes.
July 29, 2014 at 4:31 pm
some covenant rings do stuff.. the sun seal raises miracle power.. and if you combine that with the disc chime which augments spells and casts with heavy attack (as well as being a kick ass shield and an awesome close range strike weapon when you two hand it) you can pretty much waltz thru the early game… im on my first playthru (never played a souls game b4) and am finding it a lot easier than I expected… currently at iron keep and even the turtle knights there go down in two bashes from my shield…. but then I didn’t get 11 lightning spears so I had to think creatively.
July 29, 2014 at 4:33 pm
Evs now joins Mike in being a total dick.
July 29, 2014 at 4:34 pm
Hey Woolie, can you do something about the player? It doesn’t work properly on Chrome for Android like the HD button doesn’t even show up and it won’t go to fullscreen. Fullscreen works on another browser I’m using but HD doesn’t work.
July 29, 2014 at 4:39 pm
Does anyone know how the amount of spell casts are determined? I’m playing a knight build but also using miracles and I only have 3 casts for my lightning bolt. Is it determined by a stat or by weight? Also good job Woolie, that went better than I was expecting.
July 29, 2014 at 4:43 pm
The new update nerfed the lightning spears and cut them down to 3. i’m going cleric build and i’m super pissed of at the update
August 1, 2014 at 4:23 pm
Oh, well that makes more sense and is super lame. Thanks though!
July 29, 2014 at 4:41 pm
How the fuck did that person fall of the side?!
July 29, 2014 at 4:45 pm
Way to date the video fuckers.
July 29, 2014 at 4:58 pm
I TOLD YOU GUYS. I SAID WOOLIE NEEDS TO DO DOUBLE HITS AND YOU GUYS SAID CHILL. NOW LOOK AT WOOLIE DOING DOUBLE HITS HE’S COOL GUY NOW
July 29, 2014 at 5:07 pm
I had so much trouble with this guy my first go, he killed me 4-5 times before I decided to regain humanity and right after i did fucking Sunbro there to say what’s up!
July 29, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Pat stop feeding woolie misinformation! I don’t know when you last played dark souls but you can totally be summoned to fight a boss you already killed. Its my favorite pastime
July 30, 2014 at 12:40 am
i also use the bosses to farm for ez souls
July 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm
I am so proud of Woolie gitting gud against this boss
July 29, 2014 at 5:20 pm
Dating the shit out of this recording time
July 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm
In both Dark souls and Demon souls you can be summoned to help someone even if you have beaten the area boss. Pat may be mixing up that it was not possible to invaded in an area once you beat a boss.
Did Pat seriously just call Heavenly Thunder amazing in PvP and dogshit in PvE? What the actual fuck? It’s (or was rather; fuck the nerf) the other way around!
July 29, 2014 at 5:26 pm
That’s wrong Pat, you can help people with bosses you already killed in Dark 1, don’t lie to Woolie’s face, that’s fucked up man.
July 29, 2014 at 5:27 pm
Lol 11 casts low? The damage good? Boss ahinilators? Not thanks to the new patch says from’s B team. They were like”YO FUCK YO OFFESNIVE FAITH SPELLS”. It’s sad how many casts you lose. Even with the eventual damaged increase the amount of casts you lose won’t cut the difference. Funny too there is a ring I the DLC that powers up all your lightning damage yet you lose physical defense… -.- Fucking hell man. They fucked up with that patch.
July 29, 2014 at 5:35 pm
>the covenant rings don’t do anything
It does when you’re a Bellringer.
BELLRINGERS 4 LYFE! WE CHIME TOGETHER, WE TOLL TOGETHER!
July 29, 2014 at 6:07 pm
Let me fight the fucking Gargoyles, you fucks!
July 29, 2014 at 6:39 pm
July 29, 2014 at 5:43 pm
”kick the shit out of the next area”…sure sure
July 29, 2014 at 5:46 pm
I swear to God Pat, you always say something about a game that’s half true, then fuck up the other part of it. For people who have actually played the game they can tell where you’re wrong, but for someone new like Woolie, or anyone in the audience who has never played said game is gona believe all your spoon fed bullshit.
July 29, 2014 at 5:56 pm
“There will be an item in the chest everyday leading up to the DLC’s release.”? Wow, they unintentionally dated themselves on how long ago they recorded this.
July 30, 2014 at 1:53 pm
They don’t care, they’ve been pretty upfront that they do sessions in one long run, and then chop them up and spread out the updates so they have time to edit and record other videos.
July 29, 2014 at 6:16 pm
Good job Evs
Wasted all of our time with your shitness
August 1, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Woolie and Heidebro didn’t even get through the fog wall before that guy managed to end up in the drink. What a doofus.
July 29, 2014 at 6:20 pm
Is there any reason that they are stockpiling human effigys?
July 29, 2014 at 7:25 pm
most likelly they have died less than they thought
July 29, 2014 at 6:31 pm
these videos should be hour long.
July 29, 2014 at 6:49 pm
The fact that these get uploaded here before Youtube just serves to make this website that much more awesome.
July 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm
Old Dragonslayer’s Boss Music is so good!
July 29, 2014 at 6:56 pm
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!
July 29, 2014 at 6:59 pm
on the webste how do you change your avatar.
July 29, 2014 at 8:44 pm
Go to Gravator.com, sign up to it using the SAME email account as the one you use for THIS website, choose the pic you want to use, and set it to a “G” rated image.
July 29, 2014 at 8:46 pm
Gravatar.com*, sorry misspell.
July 30, 2014 at 5:21 am
This guy has it right
July 29, 2014 at 7:01 pm
I know this will seem like a small detail, Pat and Woolie, but for future reference try to side strafe on the side that does not have a weapon. The range of a weapon does decrease when it moves to the non-weapon hand, allowing you more room to stay safe. Very much like in real life, when one swings or stabs, there is greater reach on the side of the arm with the weapon, but it decreases as it moves its way to the offhand.
If Woolie had tried this initially when against Ornstein, he’d probably not have died as much.
July 29, 2014 at 7:12 pm
I’m still waiting for Pat to just grab the sticks from Woolie and show him how it’s done against a boss
July 29, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Ornstein, the true hero of dark souls!
July 29, 2014 at 7:17 pm
Thanks to Luda’s sacrifice now Woolie has the powers to beat even the hardest Old Dragon Slayers, now Woolz is on his way to lame out every boss by sniping it to death
This is becoming my favorite playthrough the Zaibatsu has ever done. It’s been a while since I’ve just been fiending for a new episode like I am for this series.
July 29, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Notice how Woolie completely CARRIED that last fight. Well done sir Woolsworth.
And Pat, I totally agree with you on how a good host should behave in a fight. It’s like in a lot of Tactial RPGs, you keep your main character safe, because otherwise you instantly loose the battle.
July 29, 2014 at 7:38 pm
“The rings never do anything!”
Pat, almost all of the rings have a hidden effect. Off the top of my head, the sun covenant raises faith and the rat covenant increases poison damage, the bloodbutts ring does bleed damage and I think the dickdivers give dark damage, not sure.
August 1, 2014 at 4:24 pm
Way of Blue covenant ring gives the same 3% health boost as the Life Ring. I don’t know if the Blue Sentinel ring does anything other than put you “on patrol”.
July 29, 2014 at 8:03 pm
In Dark Souls, as in life, one should always hug the ass.
July 29, 2014 at 8:49 pm
I kinda wish if there will be another souls game they should not have 100% blocking shields, also gotta work on the enemies: they are both easily defeated with circlestrafing while got some physics defying tracking on their attacks (I am looking at you lost sinner!)
You can get a token of fidelity in Huntsman’s Copse, fuck helping people
July 29, 2014 at 8:57 pm
Nice job dating this video with those bonfire asectics in the fancy box.
Illusion. Fucking. Shattered.
July 29, 2014 at 9:02 pm
Damnit Pat, stop being wrong about Dark Souls 1! You could put your sign down as much as you wanted in any area regardless of if you beat the boss or not
July 29, 2014 at 9:06 pm
You couldn’t summon someone if you have beaten the boss. Unless it was an invasion sign.
July 29, 2014 at 10:08 pm
He said you couldn’t be summoned if you had beaten the boss in the video, so colossus is right.
July 29, 2014 at 9:05 pm
Just Hug the Boss… Works for so many bosses
July 29, 2014 at 9:09 pm
Been waiting since the Pursuer for circle strafing, finallyyyyyyy. So good.
July 29, 2014 at 9:13 pm
bonfire ascetic… way to date the video lol, but keep em coming
July 29, 2014 at 9:22 pm
I’m not well versed with the system in Demon’s Souls, but I’m fairly certain that in Dark Souls, I would always help/grind bosses before and AFTER I beat them myself, Pat.
Though I’ve come to expect Pat to be the font of mis-information that he is when it comes to the Souls Series at this point.
I’m not trying to put him down. Part of the reason that I love this let’s play is when he gets things wrong like that, especially at Woolie’s expense.
July 29, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Pat is incorrect about covenant rings.
The Rat covenant ring for example increases poison buildup, while the Ancient Dragon Seal improves your estus flasks.
July 29, 2014 at 9:36 pm
why is it that he has 11 bolts but on my faith character i only have 4 and sometimes 6? i got my bolts the same way, and i have more slots, is it because all my slots are full with other spells or is this a stat that im not noticing effects spell uses?
July 30, 2014 at 12:57 am
Because they nerfed the fuck out of faith builds with the recent patch, and this video was filmed like 2 months ago
July 29, 2014 at 10:01 pm
Yeah, dying just after you enter the boss fog wall, but before your summons can join you. The perfect way to just ruin everyone’s day.
July 29, 2014 at 10:11 pm
Guys this playthrough is so awesome.
I’m lovin every episode.
DS2 4 lyf.
July 29, 2014 at 10:47 pm
You know, I kind of miss every one of these having the description “Fuck You” on the videos page.
July 29, 2014 at 11:26 pm
As a newcomer to the Souls series, I thought that most every item always had two uses, and one may just not be apparent. When Pat said he wouldn’t burn the dust (after I already had), I thought, “Oh no! Pat knows a secret about this stuff for some super cool thing and I won’t be able to get it.” But I appreciate this playthough a lot as Pat’s knowledge, even when he says the wrong thing, has been super helpful for me running with a swordsman class. Great work Pat and Woolie. Keep it up. (I’m pumped to see them get to the Ruin Sentinels and see how they do there).
July 30, 2014 at 1:00 am
The trick is to roll behind them always, that way you can start hitting them right away. That goes for many human bosses and other people. That and stay on their ass. It’s mostly about memorizing their shit. Few hints woolie, You’re gonna hate the oncoming patch that puts your 11 lightning bolts to 3. Also, I have a build you might be interested in if you continue to play Dark souls. It’s called a predator build, based off of the predators from AVP. Tell me if you’re interested.
July 30, 2014 at 1:34 am
I love this lets play
July 30, 2014 at 3:42 am
This has got to be my favorite Lp from the crew, hearing Pat on perma-hypeabout a game without their being an evil in the title is fucking weird.
July 30, 2014 at 3:45 am
I love this play-through so much!
July 30, 2014 at 5:03 am
I have to get this game
July 30, 2014 at 5:09 am
Woolie is a pimp!
July 30, 2014 at 7:30 am
Nice unintentional FFVIII reference Pat.