Okay, we get it, enough with the snakes, snakeballs, and snake-headed snakemen.
Wait hold on, they just added flameswords to the mix. God damnit, they just made it cool again.
Outro: Greenborne by LittleVMills
May 7, 2015 at 3:12 pm
Once more Chewie and Fuckface travel unto the unknown… FINALLY! The gods have blessed us with the return of Fuckface taking the lead!
May 7, 2015 at 3:59 pm
GOD DAMN IT! Pat had the controls for a whole of 5 minutes before dying to a damn worm! I can’t help but feel that he’s trying to scrub his turns on purpose. COME ON FUCKFACE! GET IT TOGETHER!
May 7, 2015 at 4:16 pm
Haha. I saw your first post that and thought “I wonder if he’s seen the ending yet…” Yeah, it didn’t last long.
May 7, 2015 at 3:44 pm
The gravestones in the Shadow of Yharnam fight are your biggest allies and your worst enemies, haha. I kept circling around the giant one so the fire attacks weren’t a problem. The snake limb phase is super annoying for sure because they clip through everything, like Souls games are want to do.
May 8, 2015 at 3:34 am
I used to think it was “want” also, but it’s “wont”. Not trying to be an ass or anything, not even correcting you, just thought you’d be interested.
May 8, 2015 at 9:42 am
“Wont” huh? I have to say I’ve never seen the phrase written out so I’ll take your word for it. Usually when it’s spoken I feel like there’s an ‘a’ in there, but I’ll have to do some homework I guess, haha.
May 7, 2015 at 3:58 pm
Took them a while to realize the stake driver maybe isn’t this best weapon to spend all your shards on.
May 7, 2015 at 4:00 pm
Of course people are rocking that great Sword. It´s the best!
May 7, 2015 at 4:04 pm
YOU DON’T CALL HOME ENOUGH.
May 7, 2015 at 5:00 pm
I wonder if Fuckface is beginning to realize the limitations of the stake driver.
May 7, 2015 at 7:13 pm
I wonder if Fuckface is beginning to realize it’s fucking worthless.
May 7, 2015 at 7:56 pm
It’s not worthless; it just suits a different style of play than ‘scrub about with giga-range charge attacks’
May 9, 2015 at 12:58 am
Yeah, I definitely disagree with you. Even though I’ve recently moved on from the stake driver, it put me through half the game. I still bring it back out sometimes when I need strength and speed over range.
May 7, 2015 at 5:28 pm
At work. Go out to pick up food for break. Come back and see the video’s up. Perfect, know what I mean?
May 7, 2015 at 5:57 pm
Why not switch at every death AND every time you go back to the dream?
May 7, 2015 at 6:42 pm
Woolie could not grasp with enough of the asp
that had at a clasp on the wooden world filled with rasp
To Patt said enough with the tough and took the other path under the rough
only to be played like a bluff and had a snake go up his muff, *gasp*
May 7, 2015 at 6:55 pm
Poor poor Pat
May 7, 2015 at 7:16 pm
To be fair to Pat those snakes are fucking bullshit with the damage they do; and they’re RIDICULOUSLY hard to hit with most weapons, even when you’re locked on.
Though I’m still butthurt about him handing over the reigns to Woolie in less than 5 minutes. Again.
May 7, 2015 at 8:11 pm
It’s not getting more health or the bar being ‘longer than it appears’ that reduces the damage you take. Every stat you increase – every single one – increases your physical defense by 1. This is the thing you are “feeling”.
The same can be had by pumping Strength and Skill, and those 1s and 2s to damage also add up to tangible benefits. Even tiny percentages and tiny numbers in Bloodborne can have benefits you can feel; it seems really tightly balanced in that respect.
May 7, 2015 at 9:55 pm
pat still shitting on attack stat when they’re the bread and butter of gem modifiers
May 8, 2015 at 12:18 am
“How did you crows get here?”
“Slowly very slowly.”
They were probably normal crows when they got there. What were they eating? Or imbibing in this case.
May 8, 2015 at 3:10 am
I don’t care about stats or enemy vulnerabilities, I just think an electric mace would look pretty cool in that swamp.
May 8, 2015 at 8:02 am
I can’t believe they dismissed the Tonitrus. They just looked at it and said, “oh, it’s the mace.” They just assumed it was like the ones from the souls games! Why? Because it’s a mace?! It clearly has a different moveset and it’s self-buffing! Pat even said he wasn’t “feeling it.” HOW?! Did he even try it? I’ll be he didn’t use the transform attack at all!
TL;DR: The Tonitrus is amazing and assumptions are for scrubs.
May 9, 2015 at 1:00 am
Right? I’ve recently started testing it out (after mostly ignoring it so far myself) and I have to say, the damage output really surprised me!
May 8, 2015 at 4:14 am
Yeah those crow are going as fast as Woolie is, goddamn they finally get to shadows and the Pat dies too some bullshit smh
May 8, 2015 at 8:05 am
Pat on the Controls 2: Fall of the Risen
May 9, 2015 at 1:01 am
Any death involving those little bullshit worms shouldn’t count as a death for the purposes of the controller changing hands, because they’re basically like annoying little anvils that fall and hit you on the head… from the ground…..
June 8, 2015 at 12:18 am
My favorite part of Forbidden Woods is where you can give that pig the proctologist’s exam from hell XD. That enemy’s clearly there for that sole purpose and i love it
May 31, 2016 at 9:00 pm
When I saw shortcut 3 I came because of how hot this shortcut porn is
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